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Thursday, October 31, 2013

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Special request from Lou Zarelli.

Hi Sandman. I don't know if you remember me. My name is Lou Zarelli. Last month I met you at the Fallen Angel tavern and asked you to help me with a little problem regarding some cash that i stole from this band that I used to work for. I wanted to hide the money and get out of town. So I made a deal with you and wished to hide the money someplace safe until the heat died down and i could come back. I don't know how in the hell it happened. But somehow I ended up getting my ass stuck in a block of cement. This block is covering most of the lower part of my torso. I tried everything that comes to my mind to try and get this damn thing off. That is, I've tried everything short of blasting it off with dynamite. it's really hard to sleep in this thing. And going to the bathroom? Well. That's no picnic. Look. You can keep the money. Just help me get this damn thing off. Please!

Special message from The Sandman.

One More Day Till Halloween.

Monday, October 28, 2013

Message from the Sandman.

Hi folks. This is your old pal The Sandman telling you that things are still going well with my blog page. And I'm still inviting you to come pay me a visit. Read the testimonials from my satisfied past customers. Leave a comment. And if you've got the nerve, tell me about your nightmares and make a wish. Take a chance. You never know what you'll get.

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Mike Foster's reply to Al Martin!!!!!!!!

Look you idiot. Are you deliberately trying to piss me off? if you are then you're really doing a great job of it. Al Martin? I don't care if your name is Godzilla. Just back the hell off before I come find you and slap you with something a little harder than a purse. JERK!!!!!!!!!

Answering message from Mike Foster. You stupid jerk!!!!!

Dude, sorry. Babe. That posting that you were whining about was from me. And my name is Al Martin. So you say that I should stick my head up my ass? Really? And just tell me. Are you gonna make me stick my head up my ass? And what if I don't? What are you gonna do? Slap me with your purse?

Message from Mike Foster to anonymous..

Ok. I don't know who's the stupid jerk that made the last posting making fun of me. But whoever the hell you are you REEEAALY need to stick your head back up your ass and mind your own damn business.