John Veltree's reply from hospital bed.

Dear Sandman. The deal with the grizzly bear in that broad's apartment didn't work out the way I wanted. I waited and waited outside her place for the fun to take place but nothing happened. I waited for an hour. Then I got up the nerve to go over to her place and get a peek in the window. When i was looking around the place one of her neighbors came out and asked who I was. I needed a quick story so I told them that I was her cousin. The neighbor told me that she had left for a week's vacation. Well I'll be damned. So I was wondering if we went through all that for nothing. I went home feeling really pissed and went to bed. But when i woke up you'll never guess what happened. I found this stinkin bear in my bedroom. And he was a big ass sucker too. This bear was pretty pissed off and really did a number on me. I lost all track of time and thought that he'd never let me loose. When I woke up I was in the hospital with two broken legs, a broken left arm, and my face has so many bandages that I look like the mummy. And to make matters worse I got this damn itch on my ass that I can't get to. I'm really having a bad time.